Fish Pun

if you can think of a better fish pun.... ... let minnow


When the teacher keeps talkin and I'm thinkin bout rippin lips

My Spot

When I Catch Someone Fishing in My Spot

Tie her up

She asked me to tie her up and do anything I want - SO I DID...

Bait Caster

When you ask your friend if he knows how to use a bait caster and he says yeah.

hard habit

WARNING Potential Addiction Once you start fishing its a hard habit to break

What Sucks

You know what sucks about bass fishing? Not a damn thing!

No Point

Life without fishing is like a dull pencil there is no point

That Look

That look you have after buying new fishing gear


If this doesn't excite you... then take up knitting!

Fish Emoji

Please like using the appropriate enoji

Favorite Lure

When your Favorite Lure Gets Snagged

Most Fun

Fishing the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

Shiny Thing

Oh Look! A purple shiny thing! Wait a second.... not this again

Bends Over

That feeling you get when she bends over

Size of worm

It's not the size of your worm. It's the way that it wiggles


Honesty Never let the truth get in the way of a good fish story.

Reason 1

Reason #1 why men don't take their wives fishing


Fishing has an option for failure - I go catching


Because Memories Aren't made playing video games